Testimonials


"You guys have the best tasting water!  Thank you for sending us the 20 gallons of dehydrated & compressed water.  It was great!  It made a great hit with all of my office buddies.  Please send me some more."

Response:  No problem.  If you keep the cash flowing, we'll keep the water flowing!

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"Wow, you guys really are the best.  Have you ever thought about going international with your product… like McDonalds?"

Response:  Please check out our Franchise opportunities.  Maybe your community could use it's own buydehydratedwater.com.

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"Are you serious?  This site is a joke, right?"

Response:  No joke.  This site is for real and we actually sell dehydrated water.

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"Evian, eat your heart out.  Dehydrated water tastes better and is going to force you into bankruptcy, where you belong!"

Response:  We couldn't agree more with you.  By the way, we are seeking individuals like yourself to help us gain market penetration throughout local supermarkets around the world.  All we need is a handful of investors who will help us pay the required $6.5 million slotting fee to get us on the shelves.  If you are interested, please contact us.

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"I can't believe you invested so much time and money to create a web site like this.  Don't you have anything better to do with your life?"

Response:  And we can't believe you took so much time to reply and vent your disbelief.  You obviously have never tried our water.  Our customers have a tendency to become dedicated followers.  Don't be a cheapo.  Send us $5 and try it out for yourself.

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"This is great!  Thanks for helping me select the perfect gift for my father who has everything.  He certainly didn't have any dehydrated water.  What a super idea you had.  Keep up the great work and let me know if you come up with any new innovative products."

Response:  Thanks, we greatly appreciate hearing positive feedback from our web site visitors.  Due to the tremendous success of this site, we are working on a couple new life-enhancing sites.  Please check back for the links.  In the mean time, buy some more dehydrated water and tell all your family and friends to do the same.

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"What a market-corner!  Amazing new product, and just in time, too. This world cannot go on much longer on such filthy water."

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