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"You guys have the
best tasting water! Thank you for sending us the 20 gallons of
dehydrated & compressed water. It was great! It made a
great hit with all of my office buddies. Please send me some
more."
Response: No problem. If you keep the
cash flowing, we'll keep the water flowing!
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"Wow, you guys really are the best. Have
you ever thought about going international with your product… like
McDonalds?"
Response: Please check out our Franchise
opportunities. Maybe your community could use it's own
buydehydratedwater.com.
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"Are you serious? This site is a joke,
right?"
Response: No joke. This site is for
real and we actually sell dehydrated water.
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"Evian, eat your heart out. Dehydrated
water tastes better and is going to force you into bankruptcy, where you
belong!"
Response: We
couldn't agree more with you. By the way, we are seeking individuals
like yourself to help us gain market penetration throughout local
supermarkets around the world. All we need is a handful of investors
who will help us pay the required $6.5 million slotting fee to get us on
the shelves. If you are interested, please contact us at investors@buydehydratedwater.com
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"I can't believe you invested so much time and
money to create a web site like this. Don't you have anything better
to do with your life?"
Response: And we can't believe you took so
much time to reply and vent your disbelief. You obviously have never
tried our water. Our customers have a tendency to become dedicated
followers. Don't be a cheapo. Send us $5 and try it out for
yourself.
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"This is great! Thanks for helping me
select the perfect gift for my father who has everything. He
certainly didn't have any dehydrated water. What a super idea you
had. Keep up the great work and let me know if you come up with any
new innovative products."
Response: Thanks,
we greatly appreciate hearing positive feedback from our web site
visitors. Due to the tremendous success of this site, we are working
on a couple new life-enhancing sites. Please check back for the links. In the
mean time, buy some more dehydrated water and tell all your family and
friends to do the same.
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- "What a market-corner!
Amazing new product, and just in time, too. This world cannot go on
much longer on such filthy water."
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